Anonymous: Sooo, what's the "this" on that post?? Inquiring minds, etc.

d’you mean THIS ‘this’?

nonnie

this is

1,002 followers

that is what this is

and IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED

I AM SCREAMING

AHHHHHHHH

i just. i can’t.

thank you all so much.

alsdkfjasdjf hiddles take the wheel

hello everyone! this is jess, the completely mental fangirl who runs this blog. /waves awkwardly

so here’s the thing - i’m being forced to go to a two-week summer camp, where I won’t have internet access at all (oh god shoot me now). i know, i know, what are you all going to do without me? (lol no1curr that you’re leaving jessica, stfu)

but yeah, can’t leave this blog dead for two weeks, can i? so i’ve asked one of my best friends, andy, to guest mod the blog while i’m gone. they’ve promised to behave. (they probably even really mean to do it.) be nice! they’re here to help you and to keep your loki addiction alive… not that any of you really need help with that :3

all right, i’m going to hand things over to andy now! they’ll be providing you with this week’s (late - my fault) friday fic recs post. feel free to to say hi in the ask box!

i love you guys <3 see you in two weeks, chicas and chicos! 

weaponizedwit: Can I just live in this blog forever, please? <3<3

WHY NOT? :3 make sure you bring some blankets, though - tends to get a little chilly, no clue why but there it is.

haha seriously though everyone, sorry this blog has been a bit dead for the past couple days - i had to drive three hours to someone’s grad today and consequently ended up sacrificing my entire day to the road :( i promise to get things up and running as usual tomorrow! thanks for your patience! <3

youtapdancingfuck: Hihi!

So, first I just wanted to say that I went through all your pages in one day <3 You're amazing!

Now, do you remember that T-shirt you posted with the silhouette of Thor and Loki for Order and Chaos? Because I wanted to order one but I was curious to know if you knew anything about the sizes. Like do they run small, big? I just want to get the right size since I'll probably be wearing it to comic con! xD

Thank you!

hiiiii :3 i’m glad you’re enjoying the blog! welcome to the party woohoo~

if i remember correctly, that (thoroughly excellent) shirt was designed by @nygis, so i’m gonna go ahead and point you in her direction, if you don’t mind! she should be able to help you out with sizes and any other questions you might have. and omg you’re going to comic con? jellin’ hardcore over here :( i hope you have fun! :D

idrawcubes: Ooo I like these new 'what if' ask things!
Question: If Loki came to you and was like 'Baby, we can have sex right now, and it would be incredible, and I'll have the British accent and the sexy black hair and everything... Buutttt, I would actually plant the seed of a giant serpent beast in your womb and you would die within a day.'
Would you do it?? Hahahahha xD

LMAO oh my god you actually made me laugh aloud

well done, you

also this is an evil question of evilness sob ummm oh my god i’d have to say no

while crying tears of blood

LOOK OKAY OF ALL THE WAYS TO DIE

JUST

NO

whateverfruitcake: Your blog makes me happy as a schoolgirl. 8D
ANYWHOO, here's a random question you've probably received 475438953095 times before:
If Loki (any version counts) approached you and tried to get you to do something that you KNEW was a trap and would only turn out to benefit him (or her), would you still do it because Loki?
I apologize if that question is worded badly. xD

actually, i hardly ever receive questions like this and i think they’re kinda fun, so… ask away! :3 (lol i hope this isn’t annoying the rest of you - let me know if it is! it’s just - sometimes i get sick of sitting here passively reblogging things lmao I JUST GOTTA TALK IT’S LIKE I CAN’T STOP MYSELF)

ummm okay i know this is like the lamest answer ever but it would really depend on the nature of the the thing he (or she) was asking me to do lol cop-out answers, can has

no but seriously i mean if loki asked me to kill someone or whatever i’d totally have to be like ‘no’ (and then he’d probably use magic to make me do it anyway lmao but the point is that i wouldn’t be doing it of my own free will so yeah)

but if he asked me to like

idk

do something that didn’t seem immediately harmful to anyone i’d probably do it lol because a) it’s fucking loki and i probably wouldn’t be able to speak english in his presence much less think clearly and b) he’s so cunning that i probably wouldn’t be able to suss out what his endgame was anyway

sorry i’m so incoherent, all the amazing fanart in the loki tracked tag has completely incapacitated me sob

lolki: #this is why i shouldn't be allowed to tag things at 2:30 am

NO, KEEP DOING IT. Your tags always crack me up!

Will do. :3